she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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