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you win
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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