did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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