Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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