I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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