thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
please don't ironically join a cult
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