don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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