even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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