we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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