No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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