we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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