there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I cut my penus on the lid.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
