just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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