Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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