Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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