you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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