oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Sober January is a disaster.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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