my being single is dangerous.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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