I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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