8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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