Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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