plz talk dirty to me
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My hand turned me down
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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