Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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