Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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