I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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