i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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