that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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