i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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