Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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