The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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