Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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