if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I party with great urgency now.
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