OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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