I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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