OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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