Jerry, you need to find god
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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