I swear she didn't look like that last week.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
