What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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