): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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