spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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