Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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