I murdered the dance floor call the cops
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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