Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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