He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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