can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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