i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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