The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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