It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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