I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
