OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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