Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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