Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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