when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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