We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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