I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
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By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Help. Why am I so naked?
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