How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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