Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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