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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.

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• (925): View more from California

  You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?

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