She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I have a black eye again and dont know why again