You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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