I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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